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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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The little "X" anuses are adorable.
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Two in a row!
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Berkeley Breathed wrote:Greetings, arrested adolescent JediBloomers. As long as we're being happily sucked into this week's pop culture black hole... here ya go: Recently, the publisher of the Star Wars comic books requested a special "funny" promotional cover in honor of the coming movie. I cooly explained that LucasFilm would never, ever find anything I concocted funny. The comics guys found this idea absurd, nay, impossible -- a sweet gentle thought. Below is the instantly-rejected cover art, lovingly referred to in legend as the "Pooper Scooper Trooper" edition... the fastest rejection in licensed comic book history. Ironic frosting: A producer for 1991's Opus CBS TV Christmas special "A Wish For Wings That Work" was a smart, charming young executive named Kathleen Kennedy. She now runs Lucasfilm Ltd. Opus forgives you, old friend. Just bring us a good story, please. --bb
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Spoilers for the Force Awakens.
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Keys to the Contract: A crossover between Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Kingdom Hearts.
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TheFlatline wrote:Legolas/Robin Hood are myths that have completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a bow".
The D&D wizard is a work of fiction that has a completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a book".
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I love everything about these exchanges:

http://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/14 ... ts_pid=846
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Kaelik wrote:I love everything about these exchanges:

http://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/14 ... ts_pid=846
"This is at least the fifth status you've made about gay marriage. Why do you care so much? Worrying about what a couple of dudes due in the privacy of their own home is about the gayest thing a guy can do."

Jesus Christ, that was great. I saw a handful of these (without the names and faces blocked) elsewhere, but this has a much larger collection. Priceless.
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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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I'd play that mod.
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We knew that already, Count.
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Not gonna even give people a warning about that spoiler?
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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ISOPODS!
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